This is my first tab, and while I know all the chords aren't exactly right, I hope it at 
gets the job done.

jwac

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Ebmaj7  668786

Gmin7  343333

Ab   466544

Bbaug7  113132

C#  446664

C#m  446654

Cmin7  335343

B  224442

Bbmin  113321

A  577655 and then drop to Ab, G, F#, F

F7  131211

Bb7  113131

Abmin7  464444

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Ebmaj7
   What, me worry? I
Gmin7
   never do
Ab
   I'm always amused
Bbaug7
   and amusing you.

Ebmaj7
   Sans le fear of
Gmin7
   impending doom
Ab
   life is like banquet food
Bbaug7
   pleasures to paruse.

C#
   Do I amuse you dear?
Dbmin
   Would you think me queer if while
Cmin7
   standing be-
B
   -side you, I
Bbmin
   opted in-
A, Ab, G, F#, F
   -stead to disappear, disappear...


In no hurry I'll sing my tune, all my skies the hue of a ruddy bruise.
In my finest threads couture, I'll call up my favorite muse for a drink half full or two.
Have I absued you, dear?
You have had it to here, you say "love is just a bloodmatch to see who endures lash 
lash with panache..."


Ebmaj7
   In the spring, I dust
F7
   off my lute
Bb7
   stuff my
F7
   suitcase
Abmin7
   full of blues, and I
Ab
   stir the dust und-
B
   -erneath the thrust of
Cmin7
   my click-
C#
   -ing heels, c'est la
Ab
   vie
B C# Ebmaj7


What, me worry? I never do. Life is one charming ruse for us lucky few.
Have I fooled you dear?
The time it's coming near when I'll give you my hand and I'll say "it's been grand, but 
out of here."
I'm out of here...