This song is played in standard tuning
high-to-low (eBGDAE)
It's not very hard to play this song hope you enjoy it.

Greetings from Holland :D


G                       A7      
Wanna have some quality time with my son
Cadd9                                 G
So  I brought him down to the fishin? hole
G                              A7
Didn?t like the feelin of that worm in his hand
Cadd9                          D
Got mad, threw down his fishin pole

G                              A7
Said that?s all right son lets go and get an ice cream
Cadd9                      G
Let your old man buy you a treat
G                             A7
But he didn?t like no flavors up upon that wall
Cadd9                           D
Started crying and ran into the street

G                          B7
He?s an a**hole, my kids an a**hole
Cadd9                          G
I swear he just don?t float my boat
G                     B7
Always crying, always crying, 
Cadd9                                 G
made me wanna punch him in his little throat


(Play the above thoughout the entire song until the outro shown below)

Cadd9                G
I?m on a real a**hole streak
Cadd9                  G
I could open an a**hole boutique
Cadd9                           G
I think this song has reached its peak
Cadd9                              G  --> (strike hard once)
Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week