• Song:

    Gerbil Song

  • Artist:

    Stephen Lynch

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A          G             D      C
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A          G              D     C
If Richard Gear can do it I can too
A       G          D        C
I get undressed, I start to lube
A           G             D          C
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Bbm            Am
Wondering just how he’ll feel
        Bbm	                    Am
Will he like it better than he’s little wheel
Bbm               Am
Careful now, he’s right beside me
Bbm               C
One more inch and he’s inside me
Dm   Fm    Dm   Fm     Dm Fm Dm Fm
Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooooo
Dm     Fm      Dm     Fm
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Dm    Fm     Dm      Fm
Be my little chimney sweeper
Dm        Fm   Dm   Fm
One thing I forgot about
C          (off)
How am I supposed to get 
       A    G     D    C
you out?
A  G   D   C
A         G           D      C
So now my gerbil’s on easy street
A             G                D          C
It’s warm and cosy and there’s plenty to eat
A       G          D          C
The situation is beyond my control
A            G              D          C
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
Bbm              Am
I try crow-bars, I try wires
  Bbm                   Am
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
Bbm             Am
I try cheese but he’s not biting
  Bbm              C
I wish this wasn’t so exciting
Dm   Fm   Dm    Fm      Dm  Fm   Dm  Fm
Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooerughargheughae
Dm    Fm   Dm     Fm
Jesus I am such a sucker

Dm         Fm      Dm    Fm
Please get out you furry ***er
Dm      Fm   Dm      Fm
I think I am getting ill
C            (off)
Suddenly he’s very
         A     G     D    C
very still                 (oh no)
A     G      D     C
A            G        D      C
Now it’s too late, my gerbil died
A         G             D     C
I guess I have committed Gerbicide
A             G          D          C
Here’s some advice, it’s very clear cut
A                G       D
If you love your gerbil....
                        A   G   D   
Don’t stick him up your buuuuuuutt
      C                 A   G   D
Don’t stick him up your buuuuut
             C              A   G   D    C
Little furry gerbil in your bootyhole

(freestyle on A    G     D     C)

and then end on  A
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