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I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
A G D C
If Richard Gear can do it I can too
A G D C
I get undressed, I start to lube
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I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
Bbm Am
Wondering just how he’ll feel
Bbm Am
Will he like it better than he’s little wheel
Bbm Am
Careful now, he’s right beside me
Bbm C
One more inch and he’s inside me
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Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooooo
Dm Fm Dm Fm
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
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Be my little chimney sweeper
Dm Fm Dm Fm
One thing I forgot about
C (off)
How am I supposed to get
A G D C
you out?
A G D C
A G D C
So now my gerbil’s on easy street
A G D C
It’s warm and cosy and there’s plenty to eat
A G D C
The situation is beyond my control
A G D C
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
Bbm Am
I try crow-bars, I try wires
Bbm Am
I almost had him with a pair of pliers
Bbm Am
I try cheese but he’s not biting
Bbm C
I wish this wasn’t so exciting
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Goooooooooooooo Gerbil, goooerughargheughae
Dm Fm Dm Fm
Jesus I am such a sucker
Dm Fm Dm Fm
Please get out you furry ***er
Dm Fm Dm Fm
I think I am getting ill
C (off)
Suddenly he’s very
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very still (oh no)
A G D C
A G D C
Now it’s too late, my gerbil died
A G D C
I guess I have committed Gerbicide
A G D C
Here’s some advice, it’s very clear cut
A G D
If you love your gerbil....
A G D
Don’t stick him up your buuuuuuutt
C A G D
Don’t stick him up your buuuuut
C A G D C
Little furry gerbil in your bootyhole
(freestyle on A G D C)
and then end on A
