This song is really genius. I havent seen it anywhere else, and decided it needed to be 
The song is only 11 seconds long, but the lyrics are funny as hell. Really simple song, 
it for your parents and what-not. Enjoy.


          A                    G          D
Theres a hair on the soap, and its short and its curly,

   A              G        D                 A (let ring)
A hair on the soap, and I dont think its mine


There ya go.