Heres is the verse part. Just listen to the song to get the rythem
   E C G D
e|-0-0-3-3-
b|-0-1-3-2-
g|-1-0-0-3-
d|-2-2-0-0-
a|-2-3-2---
E|-0-0-3---

The slow part after each 2nd verse is E - C - E - G then repeat as long as it lasts. Enjoy!

when the game of life 
make you fell like quitin
it helps a lot
if you kill a kitten

mark my words cause from 
where i'm sittin
you cant go wrong
if you kill a kitten

theres no crime
that you'll be commitin
i know the law
you can kill a kitten

and if you need yarn
for that scarf youre nittin
you'll get plenty
when you kill a kitten

even terpintine
or break its spine
crush it w/ your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten

if the one you love
isnt quite as fitting
she'll like you better
if you kill a kitten

approach the bible cause thats 
where its written
if ye lovith jesus 
you must kill a kitten

flush him down the can
hit him with your hand
drown him in a lake
bake a kitty cake
throw him at a train
make him snort cocain
stick some tnt
up his boo-ty
do what you must do
as long as you
kill a kitten

killing kittens isnt easy
and if it makes you feel queezy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
drown a kitten
drown a kitten

kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten