Artist: Stpehen Lynch Song: Ugly Baby Tabbed by: Rick AIM: rickrack97 Chords: A (x02220) F#m (244222) Asus4 (x02230) Bm (x24432) E (022100) D (xx0232) This song is awsome. He opened with it when I saw him in boston the other night. You need a capo on the first fret. Intro: A, Asus4 Verse 1: Bm E A My lady give birth today Bm E A I run to her room right away Bm E F#m D She smiles with glee, and hands her to me D E I look at my newborn and say Chorus: A Bm E Damn thats an ugly baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby Bm E F#m D I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned D E A Cause damn that's an ugly baby Intro Verse 2: Same as verse 1 This is just what I feared Her head is mishapen and wierd She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big But her hair color doesn't match her beard Chorus: Damn thats an ugly baby Damn thats an ugly ass baby I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in Cause damn thats and ugly baby Bridge: Bm And when she smiles I find A E Shame McGallen comes to mind Bm It makes me want to cry A E When I look into her good eye Bm I always wanted kids A E Is it wrong to hope for SIDS Bm The doctor calles me in A E (hold) Mr. Lynch she has a twin Chorus: Damn that's a good lookin baby One for two on the good lookin babys Now I start to weep, this one we can keep Cause that was an ugly baby Ending: Play like the chorus She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh The thought of changing her diaper each day Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way I think I could get a good price on Ebay... Chorus Thats it. Later.