I placed the full chords above the lyrics, but you can play it in powerchords (in 
fact, that's how it is played on the record).

E                          C#m
I wish I was in Antwerp, I wish I had a fanclub
A                           E
I wish I had a band called Kris
E                      C#m
I wish I was a dandy, stealing off your panties
A                      E
I wish I had a bloody fist

Abm     A                   E
We are gangsters, we hang around
Abm     A                       E
We are painters, we paint this town

E                            C#m
I wish I had a bandwidth, streaming down the airwaves
A                    E
I wish I was a judo kid
E                            C#m
I wish I was director of the new Regina Spector
A                          E
I wish I never starred in films

Abm     A                   E
We are gangsters, we hang around
Abm     A                       E
We are painters, we paint this town
Abm         A                E
No one to blame and no one around
Abm     A                    B   A
We are gangsters, we hang around
           B   A
We hang around
           E
We hang around

E                         C#m
I wish I was a gangster, looking out for Matlock
A                        E
I wish I was a new wave miss
E                           C#m
I wish I had a hamster who sings like the guy in Lambchop
A                        E
I wish I was a phony... Swiss 


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