Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album.


All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes.

EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason.
 
Verse
        C*                 G*
You and me, we could never be
                C*                         G*
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny
                       C*
And you're so eager to please
                G*                    C*
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole
                      GWho (320003@1)says he's all you need


Chorus
        E (022100@1)             FAnd (133211@1)I'm sorry I have to take this approach
         E (022100@1)                   
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     Fyour (133211@1)hands around my throat


Verse
                          C*
You and your friends feel free
           G*
And you're way too cool for me
           C*
And you do drugs now
             G*
And all your problems run so deep
            C*
And we were smoking in the basement
        G*
At your best friend's brother's party
        C*
And you love them because they treat you
         G*
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about


Chorus
            E (022100@1)                FAnd (133211@1)you and me, we could never take this approach
         E (022100@1)       
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     FYour (133211@1)hands around my throat
        ESwear (022100@1)I love you
          FUntil (133211@1)the very, very end.
              EBut (022100@1)there's a problem(What's the problem?)
          FYou're (133211@1)in love with your boyfriend.


Bridge:
        F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)       CThis (x32010@1)is me officially giving up on you
            F (133211@1)                GI've (320003@1)wasted too much time with stupid lies
            CFor (x32010@1)this to ever become true
            F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)        CAnd (x32010@1)this is me officially giving up on you
             F (133211@1)                GWe've (320003@1)wasted too much time with stupid lies
            CI'm (x32010@1)getting shitfaced in your room.


Verse
                        C*
I've got dreams where I bleed
      G*
And I choke myself to sleep
           C*
And I hear screams
         G*
It's the secrets that you keep
         C*
And I am learning that your secrets
     G*                           C*
They really don't mean shit to anyone
                 G*
But you and your friends


Chorus:
            E (022100@1)                FAnd (133211@1)you and me, we could never take this approach
         E (022100@1)           
The only thing that'd shut me up now:
     FYour (133211@1)hands around my throat
        ESwear (022100@1)I love you
          FUntil (133211@1)the very, very end.
               E (022100@1)          
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)
          FYou're (133211@1)in love with your boyfriend


Outro:
    A (x02220@1)    G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)                A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)                      A (x02220@1)            G (320003@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A (x02220@1)    G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)               A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
    A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)                      A (x02220@1)            G (320003@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
    A (x02220@1)    G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)                A (x02220@1) GAnd (320003@1)I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb
     A (x02220@1) G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)                      A (x02220@1)            G (320003@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become
                                        
                                            
                                            
                                        
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
                                                    
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