• Song:

    A-hole On The Beach

  • Artist:

    The Key Of Awesome

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Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
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A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
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Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar
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All you beach offenders out there you know who you are
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White trash family who's sitting too close
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Inbred family your children are gross
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You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes
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Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most
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Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
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I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
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Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
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I don't need to hear all about your gross operations
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T-shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong
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Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake 
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I think we can agree that it was a mistake
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Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
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Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls
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Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
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Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum
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Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
B5                                 A5                   E5
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun
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