E5                          A5         E5
Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
E5                   A5         E5
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
E5                           A5                     E5
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar
B5                      A5                         E5
All you beach offenders out there you know who you are
E5                        A5           E5
White trash family who's sitting too close
E5                  A5            E5
Inbred family your children are gross
E5                     A5                       E5
You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes
B5                    A5                    E5
Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most
E5                          A5          E5
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
E5                         A5     E5
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
E5                  A5                E5 
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
B5                        A5                E5
I don't need to hear all about your gross operations
E5   
A-hole with a metal detector
E5
Your T-shirt says bikini inspector
B5
Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong
E5                      A5               E5   
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake 
E5                            A5     E5 
I think we can agree that it was a mistake
E5                         A5                E5
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
B5                  A5                         E5
Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls
E5                           A5        E5
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
E5                         A5           E5  
Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum
E5                          A5                      E5 
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
B5                                 A5                   E5
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun