Intro: E5 G5 A5 B5 D5 E5 G5 Imagine in your mind a posh country club A5 B5 D5 The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed E5 G5 The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose A5 B5 D5 There's no way these people will ever cut loose E5 G5 But then I walk in the room , hold my boombox high A5 B5 D5 And what happened next, will blow your mind E5 A5 Everything got outta control D5 G5 D5 The music was so entrancing E5 A5 Everyone got out on the floor D5 G5 D5 It was a bunch of old white people dancing E5 G5 The Big Apple, where people never dance A5 B5 D5 Spirits go down while profits expand E5 G5 The cops or the dealers, who's got the juice A5 B5 D5 The street vendors peddling their boiled goose E5 G5 So many types of people will never get along A5 B5 D5 Till I bust out my boombox and play this song E5 A5 The music washed away all the hate D5 G5 D5 And society started advancing E5 A5 Every demographic was represented D5 G5 D5 It was a rainbow coalition of dancing E5 A5 Whoa D5 G5 D5 Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves E5 A5 Whoah oh D5 G5 D5 I saw a Spanish guy doing the Bartman E5 G5 Transport now to an old folks home A5 B5 D5 Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones E5 G5 The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse A5 B5 D5 Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose E5 G5 So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base A5 B5 D5 And what happened next was a total disgrace E5 A5 Everybody started having sex D5 G5 D5 The music was way too powerful E5 A5 A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits D5 G5 D5 It was disgusting to say the least, oh E5 A5 A boombox can change the world D5 G5 D5 You gotta know your limits with a boombox E5 A5 This was a cautionary tale D5 G5 D5 A boombox is not a toy ( E5 G5 A5 B5 D5 )
