e | ----------------------------------- | B | ----10----6----3-------------------- | G | ------------------------------------ | D | ------------------------------------ | A | ------------------------------------ | E | ----------------------------------- | F G Lock eyes from across the room Am Down my drink while the rhythms boom F G Take your hands, skip the names Am No need here for the silly games F G Make our way through the smoke and crowd Am The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud F G Move in close as the lasers fly Am Our bodies touch and the angels cry F G Leave this place go back to yours Am Our lips first touch outside your doors F G The whole night what we've got in store Am Whisper in my ear that you want some more F G And I jizz in my pants F G This really never happens you can take my word Am I won't apologize, that's just absurd F G Mainly your fault for the way that you dance Am And now I jizz in my pants F G Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Am Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt F I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus Am Now I'll go home and change (carry on with this rythem ) I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal Nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup On aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair You were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans makes me Bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open the window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape And I jizzed in my pants I went to. . . Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok? Capo 1st Fret F G I jizz right in my pants Am Every time you're next to me F G And when we're holdin hands Am Its like havin sex with me F G You say I'm premature Am I just call it ectasy F G I wear a rubber at all times Am Its a necessity F G Cuz I jizz in my pants Am (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3)) F G Yes I jizz in my pants Am (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
