e | ----------------------------------- | B | ----10----6----3-------------------- | G | ------------------------------------ | D | ------------------------------------ | A | ------------------------------------ | E | ----------------------------------- | F5 G5 Lock eyes from across the room A5 Down my drink while the rhythms boom F5 G5 Take your hands, skip the names A5 No need here for the silly games F5 G5 Make our way through the smoke and crowd A5 The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud F5 G5 Move in close as the lasers fly A5 Our bodies touch and the angels cry F5 G5 Leave this place go back to yours A5 Our lips first touch outside your doors F5 G5 The whole night what we've got in store A5 Whisper in my ear that you want some more F5 G5 And I jizz in my pants F5 G5 This really never happens you can take my word A5 I won't apologize, that's just absurd F5 G5 Mainly your fault for the way that you dance A5 And now I jizz in my pants F5 G5 Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut A5 Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt F5 I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus A5 Now I'll go home and change (carry on with this rythem ) I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal Nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup On aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair You were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans makes me Bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open the window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape And I jizzed in my pants I went to. . . Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok? Capo 1st Fret F5 G5 I jizz right in my pants A5 Every time you're next to me F5 G5 And when we're holdin hands A5 Its like havin sex with me F5 G5 You say I'm premature A5 I just call it ectasy F5 G5 I wear a rubber at all times A5 Its a necessity F5 G5 Cuz I jizz in my pants A5 (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3)) F5 G5 Yes I jizz in my pants A5 (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
