F5       Bb5                C5            Bb5
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)

VERSE:
D5       C5                 A5       Bb5
Everyone else has had more sex than me,
D5       C5                 A5 Bb5
Does anyone else, get that feeling?
D5       C5       A5         Bb5
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,
D5       C5                 A5  Bb5
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

CHORUS:
F5       Bb5                C5            Bb5
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)

VERSE:
D5       C5                 A5  Bb5
Corporate chambers and office amore
D5         C5 A5          Bb5
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
D5              C5                          A5  Bb5
Resist and then later you find out there's more
D5            C5         A5 Bb5
Regret in not doing the sin.
 
SOLO: 

e | ----------1--0-------------------- | 
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | 
G | -0--3------------------------2---- | 
D | --------------------------------2- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----------1--0-------------------- | 
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | 
G | -0--3------------------------2---- | 
D | --------------------------------2- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
e | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | 
B | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | 
G | --------------------------------2---- | 
D | -----------------------------------2- | 
A | ------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0------- | 
B | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2---- | 
G | -0------------------------------2- | 
D | ---------------------------------- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played):
 
G5                        A5              C5
All lives have to die, of that there's no help
G5                  A5       C5
My favourite way to end them
G5                          A5            C5
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,
G5                    A5    C5
Enters the female pudendum.
 
PRE-CHORUS:
F5         Bb5               C5                  Bb5
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.
F5             Bb5        C5       Bb5
Lives for his rivals to curse it.
F5               Bb5            C5     Bb5
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
F5            Bb5         C5     Bb5
Personally I reckon its worth it.
 
CHORUS:
F5       Bb5                C5            Bb5        | 
Everone else has had more sex than me.           | 2x
F5                 Bb5          C5  Bb5              | 
Does everybody else, get that feeling?           | 


F5             Bb5               C5            Bb5               | 
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?  | 
                                                             | 
      (Everone else has had more sex than me.)               | 2x
F5              Bb5          C5           Bb5                    | 
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?  | 
(Does everybody else,          get that feeling?)            | 
 
OUTRO:

   Does everyone?  Does everyone?  Does everyone think?

e | -13-13-15-15-13----------13------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------15-13-15----15 13----------13------------------- | 
G | ----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12------------- | 
D | ----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12- | 
A | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 
e | -------------------------------------------------------13---------------- | 
B | ----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15- | 
G | -------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14------- | 
D | -12-15-12-15-12-15----------15------------------------------------------- | 
A | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----17-15-13----13----------13------------------- | 
B | -15----------15----15-13-15----15-13------------- | 
G | -------------------------------------14-12-14---- | 
D | ----------------------------------------------15- | 
A | ------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------- |
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