'Juan Bond' Performed by 311 An outtake from the "311" album Appeared on Spin (Magazine) College Radio in Late December, 1995 Music by: C. Sexton Lyrics by: N. Hexum & D. Martinez (c) 1995 Allegiance Music/Hydroponic Music BMI --------------- Tabbed & Lyrics by: Michael Slusarz (slusarz@bigworm.colorado.edu) Other info by: Aaron (brodel@bellsouth.net) Lyric Help by: Shane2585 (Shane2585@aol.com) J. Forstie (jforcet@u.washington.edu) BassJDog (BassJDoG@aol.com) The 311 Guitar Archive -- http://bigworm.colorado.edu/311archive/ Riff 1: ======= N.C. 1:------------------- 2:------------------- 3:------------------- 4:------------------- 5:---5-6-----5-6-6--- 6:-4-----4-4-------4- Riff 2: ======= N.C. F5 F#5 1:--------------------------------------------------------------------- 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------- 3:--------------------------------------------------------------------- 4:----------------------------------------------------------------3--4- 5:---2-5-2---2-3-2-----0-3-0---0-1-0-----2-5-2---2-3-2-----0-3-0--3--4- 6:-3-------3-------2-1-------1-------2-3-------3-------2-1--------1--2- Chorus: ======= N.C. C5 N.C. C5 N.C. C5 N.C. 1:------------------------------------- 2:------------------------------------- 3:------------------------------------- 4:------5-------5-------5--5-5-6-6-7-7- 5:-5-5--3--5-5--3--5-5--3-------------- 6:------------------------------------- | Quickly | Post-Chorus: ============ N.C. 1:------------------- 2:------------------- 3:------------------- 4:------------------- 5:-2-2-5-2-------2--- 6:---------5-4-4---1- (x8) F5 F#5 1:-------------- 2:-------------- 3:-------------- 4:-------------- 5:-3-3-3--4-4-4- 6:-1-1-1--2-2-2- Bridge: ======= F5 G#5 F5 G#5 F5 F#5 G#5 F#5 G#5 F#5 G#5 1:-------------------------------------------------- 2:-------------------------------------------------- 3:-------------------------------------------------- 4:-------------------------------------------------- 5:-3-3--6-6--3-3--6-6--3--4-4--6-6--4-4--6---4---6-- 6:-1-1--4-4--1-1--4-4--1--2-2--4-4--2-2--4---2---4-- Ending: ======= F5 N.C. G#5 N.C. G5 N.C. F#5 N.C. 1:--------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2:--------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3:--------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4:--------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5:-3-3-2h3h4-6-4-3-4-6-6-2h3h4-6-4-3-4--5-5-2h3h4-6-4-3-4--4-4-2h3h4-6-4-3-4- 6:-1-1---------------4-4----------------3-3----------------2-2--------------- F5 F#5 F5 F#5 F5->F#5 G#5 F#5 F5 1:---------------------------------------------------- 2:---------------------------------------------------- 3:---------------------------------------------------- 4:---------------------------------------------------- 5:-3-3-3--4-4-4--3-3-3--4-4-4--3-4-3-4-3-4--6---4---3- 6:-1-1-1--2-2-2--1-1-1--2-2-2--1-2-1-2-1-2--4---2---1- Lyrics/Song Structure: ====================== ---> Play Riff 1 over: H to the E to the X to the U to the M I'm Hexum, I always seem to vex them Even when I really don't mean to But I'm a brick house and you're a lean-to I kick the positivity like a shipwreck on a raft In a sea of negativity it covers them half Half of the world, the figure is intact Which way will you have an impact ---> Play Riff 2 over: Come back to your bro, do what your soul But when you're in the mode just flow Stick to the brick of the house of the funk And the swing and the vibe of the (reggae) hip-hop Sing it for the people not the chase (it to the steeple) And whatever you do don't stop About to drop a clue from me to you Like Fantasy Island Chad's got one tatoo ---> Play Chorus over: If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D ---> Play Post-chorus over: Check it out I've got clout (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) *** ---> Play Riff 1 over: Miles I'm driving in the mach with mad Not unlike a box I am Endore how fox I am Inferior spinning is my hand I see a man like me stand Between mirrors and seem myself go all in lieu of them Flowing, I didn't know my soul dig Becomes the body of another one ---> Play Riff 2 over: Constellation, the mirror is such a simple above collection And the mic down in my eye Today we're taking out Paris or say Of the lands heavy spirit of ill descending Oh my God I made a mess haul See mercury fall from hands flung Red, super and deadly as I step into an outer sea ---> Play Chorus over: If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D ---> Play Post-chorus over: Check it out I've got clout (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes, I do (SA: no you don't) Yes (SA: no you don't) *** ---> Play Bridge over: Here's some advice, it's called A-B-C (Best in your) world, it can't be anything People look at me and think I know just what I am doin' But (most/half) of the ***in' time, I do not have a clue and In any given situation (don't/I always) say stupid things Not as bad as P-Nut, but he's cool just the same Norwegian, Scottish, Irish, and Mexican And on the drums is the one Chad Sexton Super phat beats that you just can't *** with Doin the type of ***, gonna have a good (run) (With the stupid mother***ers and those party going thieves) (May I now present/Livin my life with them), 311 University ---> Play Ending