Tuning: Drop (C C G C F A D)

It's simple.
Extremely.

D----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
F----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C-/7----7-7-77-77--7-7-77-77--7-7-77-77--7-7-77-7(b9)--------------------------|

D----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
F----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C-7-7-77-77--7-7-77-77--7-7-77-77--7-7-77------------------------------------|

(Play this part twice)
D----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
F----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
C----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G------------5-5-55-55-------------------------------------------------------|
C--7-7-77-77------------3-3-33-33--5-5-55-55---------------------------------|