Fun Machine Took A Shit Died Tab by Queens Of The Stone Age This is a rare Queen's song. It's really good. The tuning is rather important to playing the song correct. This is the version on the vinyl, not on "Over the Years...", which is more complicated and a little better, but i figure more people will hear the actual recording; assuming it comes out. anyway... The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died Tuning: E-G-D-G-B-e Keyboard intro (for guitar) low fuzz |-----------------------------------------------------------| |---10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--| |---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---| |-7------7------7------7------7------7------7------7--------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-------10-10----10-10----10-10----10-10----10-10----10-10----10-10----| |-------11-11----11-11----11-11----11-11----11-11----11-11----11-11----| |----------------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-11-12-------12-------12-------12-------12-------12-------12-------12-| |----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |---10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--10-10--| |---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---9--9---| |-7------7------7------7------7------7------7------7--------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| Verse Guitar I |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar II (reverb and...) |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------14v/15v~----------------------------14v/15v~-| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------12-------12--------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15---15p0-15---15p0--------15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |--------------------------------------------------------------------14-15v-| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------11-12vp------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar I Got Guns, Do You Wanna Take Aim at Each Other |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Guitar II |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------14v/15v~----------------------------14v/15v~-| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I Scratch the Itch Give the Finger Cause We Don't- |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |--------------12-------12--------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15---15p0-15---15p0---------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| Care |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |---------------------------------------------| G.II |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |--------12v---------12v---------12v~---------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| G.I |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |-14^(15)-14-12--| |----------------| Got Knives Have You Seen Em' In Your Back's Where We Keep Em' |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------12--------12------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------15p0-15p0-15---15p0-15---15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |--------------------------------------------------------------------14-15v-| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------11-12v~------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| You're Never Gonna Reach Em' And That Sounds |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0---------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| Fair |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |---------------------------------------------| G.II |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |--------12v---------12v---------12v~---------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| Chorus (there is a third guitar playing notes on the high e around the 14th to 17th frets, but it's too hard to distinguish each note) G.I Oh This is Bound to Be Good |---------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |---------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |----11--14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-12-11-11-9h11-9h11-9h11-9h11-| |-12----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I You Can't But You Thought That You Could |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------13-13-13-13----------13-12-------------15-15-15-15-| |-11-12-14-12h14-14-14-------------14-14-14-------14-14-11-11-------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Interlude Both Guitars |----------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------| |-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^--| |-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^-0-0-12-15^--| |----------------------------------------------| Guitar I (g.II plays above rhythm, though it's hard to hear) |-------------------------------------------------------| |---11-14^-11---11-14^-11---11-14^-11-15-14-11-14-11----| |-12----------12----------12-------------------------12-| |-------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------| 2x |--------------------------15^-15~------------| |----------11-14-14--14-15---------14---------| |-12-12--12-----------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------2^///---| |---------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------| |---11-14^-11----------11-14^---------11-14-19^(20)--| |-12----------12^-12v---------12^-12v----------------| |----------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------| pause for drum solo, Castillo style Interlude, still Guitar I (i think it's just I playing this) |------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------6--------| |-------------------------------5---7-5----| |-0-0--15/17-0-0--15/17--0-0-5h8--------0--| |-0-0--15/17-0-0--15/17--0-0------------0--| |------------------------------------------| 4x |--------------------| |-----------6p3------| |---------5-----5----| |-0-0-5h8---------0--| |-0-0-------------0--| |--------------------| 4x same as above only played at a slower jam |-------------------------| |-------------6p3---------| |---------5-------5-------| |-0-0-5h8-----------0-----| |-0-0---------------0-12\-| |-------------------------| 3x |-------------------------------| |-------------------------------| |---------5-10-10-10-12^-10-10--| |-0-0-5h8-----------------------| |-0-0---------------------------| |-------------------------------| Both Guitars (one is tremlo picking) |---------------------------------| |------14-14v-14p11----11v-11-----| |-12h15-------------12--------12--| |---------------------------------| |---------------------------------| |---------------------------------| 2x |------------------13-13--13p10-10-10-10--| |------14-14--11h14-----------------------| |-12h15-----------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------| |--------------------14^(15)-------| |------14-14----------------15-15--| |-12h15------12-12-12--------------| |----------------------------------| |----------------------------------| |----------------------------------| |--------------13-----------| |-----------15----15-15-15--| |-----12h15-----------------| |-0-0-----------------------| |-0-0-----------------------| |---------------------------| then it does this for a while (slow jam part first, then fast) There are some harmonies somewhere in there with both guitars |--------------------| |-----------6p3------| |---------5-----5----| |-0-0-5h8---------0--| |-0-0-------------0--| |--------------------| 4x then it does this again |------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------6--------| |-------------------------------5---7-5----| |-0-0--15/17-0-0--15/17--0-0-5h8--------0--| |-0-0--15/17-0-0--15/17--0-0------------0--| |------------------------------------------| 8x (i think for the below parts G.II might be doing an octive higher, maybe) |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-----------------------5p3p0-----6p3p0-5p3p0-| |-0-0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0------5p3p0------------| |-0-0-----------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| 4x |--------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------| |-0--5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5-5-| |-0------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------| 2x |-----------------------| |-----------------------| |-----------------------| |-5-5p3p0-5p3p0-5p3p0-5-| |-----------------------| |-----------------------| 2x |--------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------| |-5-5p3p0-5-5-5p3p0-5-5-7-7-7-7-5h7-7--| |-----------------------7-7-7-7-5h7-7--| |--------------------------------------| Another pause for Castillo to drum play verse once with no vox with slight variations on lead & rhythm (licks, basically) G.I How You Like Your Position You Ain't Robert Mitchum |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |--------------------------------------------------------------------14-15v-| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------11-12vp------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I You Say You Give & You Give Why Don't You Just Give |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0---------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| In |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |---------------------------------------------| G.II |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |--------12v---------12v---------12v~---------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| G.I |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |----------------| |-14^(15)-14-12--| |----------------| Young, Dumb Drinkin' Semen Small Pond Kind of Dreamer |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------12--------12------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0--------15p0-15p0-15---15p0-15---15p0--------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |--------------------------------------------------------------------14-15v-| |--------------------------------14-15v-------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| You Don't Like the Raft Why Don't Ya Take a |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| |-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0-15p0---------------------| |---------------------------------------------------| Swim |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--10^p(7)-7-7--| |---------------------------------------------| G.II |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| |--------12v---------12v---------12v~---------| |---------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------| Chorus G.I Oh This is Bound to Be Good |---------------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------------| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |-10^p7-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7--7-7--| |---------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |----11--14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-12-11-11-9h11-9h11-9h11-9h11-| |-12----------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I You Can't But You Thought That You Could |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--11-12-14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-14-14-12h14-12-11-11-9h11-9h11-9h11-9h11-| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| Oh How Can You Win |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--11-12-14-14-12h14-16-16-14h16-17-17--17-16-14-14-11-11-11-------11-11--| |------------------------------------------------------------12-12--------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G.I Against Yourself Again |------------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------------| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |-7-8-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-10-8h10-10-8-7-7--7-7--7-7-5h7-7-7--| |------------------------------------------------------------------| G.II |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--11-12-14-14-12h14-16-16-14h16-17-17--17-16-14-14-11-11-11--------------| |------------------------------------------------------------12-12-12-12--| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| end on |-----| |-----| |-7~--| |-7~--| |-7~--| |-----| i love this band. who else would work Robert Mitchum into their lyrics? this may be missing a thing or two (not much, however, this took for fucking ever), but the recording is really muffled and muddy, but it's pretty accurate. enjoy!