'John Kettley is a Weatherman' by Tribe of Toffs.

Tune Guitar down ? a step Eb, Ab, Db, Gb, 
Eb (x43121@3)INTRO:

Strum chord once then play the notes, Play Twice, then hold chord of B.

E (022100@1)  Bb---0--      A (x02220@1)    Bb---2--       E (022100@1)  Bb---0--       B (x2444x@1)  Eb---2---|
     Gb-1---1             Gb-2---2            Gb-1---1            Bb-4---4-|


VERSES:

E (022100@1)	aOh, (x02210@1)Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,

E (022100@1)                           BPeter (x2444x@1)Snow sings very low,

E (022100@1)                         aMark (x02210@1)Burano is a soprano,

BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:


He's a weatherman.


CHORUSES:

E (022100@1)                      BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley is a weatherman,

a (x02210@1)                    Ba (x2444x@1)weatherman, a weatherman,

E (022100@1)                     BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley is a weatherman,

a (x02210@1)           B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)so is Michael Fish.


BRIDGE

E/F#m (022100@1)   /G#m	    /a        B/


Simon Parkin's always larkin',
Eric Lane is the same,
Jonathan Ross collects moss,
John Kettley...
([Spoken] interesting fact)
John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
a weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
David Icke rides a bike,
Richard Keys has got no knees,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
a weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

[Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouch?; and his amazing cheese and pickle solo...

CHORDS FOR SOLO :
C#m/a (x13321@4)/F#m	/E   B (x2444x@1)/ X2

SOLO (there or there abouts!)

Eb-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb------2----4b(5)r4---2-----------2--?4 b (5)r4---2-------2---4b(5)r4---2-|
Gb--2h4------------------------0h2-----------------------------------------|
Db-----------------------------------------------------2h4-----------------|

Eb-------------------------------------------4-----------------------------|
Bb--s5------5-----4-------------4-5-p-4----------7-5-4------4-5-p-4--------|
Gb------4--------------4--5--6-----------6-----------------------------6---|
Db-------------------------------------------------------7-----------------|

Eb--4--------------------------7---------------------------|
Bb-----7---5-4-----7b-(8)-----------7--5---7---------------|
Gb-----------------6b-(7)------------------------4---------|
Db---------------------------------------------------------|

BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
a weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
David Steel lives in Keele,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
a weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
a weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish.

FINAL CHORUS

E (022100@1)BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley is a weatherman,


a (x02210@1)                      Ba (x2444x@1)weatherman, a weatherman,

E (022100@1)BJohn (x2444x@1)Kettley is a weatherman,

a (x02210@1)             B (x2444x@1)         EAnd (022100@1)so is Michael Fish,

a (x02210@1)             B (x2444x@1)         EAnd (022100@1)so is Billy Giles,
                                       (1 strum per chord)
a (x02210@1)            B (x2444x@1)                     E (022100@1)        a (x02210@1)
      G#m (133111@4)       F#m (244222@1)      E (022100@1)     a (x02210@1)    
           F#mAnd (244222@1)so is Iain McCaskill...

a (x02210@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B		EAnd (022100@1)so is Wincey Willis.


OUTRO


C#m/a (x13321@4)/F#m  B/ E (022100@1)REMEMBER TO PLAY THE BRIDGE AFTER EACH CHORUS, INCLUDING THE ONE BEFORE THE SOLO. ENJOY 
HILARIOUS AND REASONABLY EASY TUNE!!