(1) 
G5                                    C5               G5
I hollered Hey! honey I'm home,Like I do every day at four. 
F5                                      G5                  C5
but the tv aint on,and the car is gone, she must be at the store. 
      C5                                       Bb5                G5
Then I spied this piece of paper,looked like a list of things to do. 
        F5             D5            A5               C5
But when i got down to number six I realized we were through. 
    F5
One The plumber couldn,t make it today 
   Bb5
Two I decided that I'm goin' away. 
     F5                       D5
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set. 
          G5                  C5
Do you see what i'm trying to say? 
    F5
Four don't forget to take out the trash. 
    Bb5
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back. 
F5                                         D5
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote, 
   G5                      C5
Now Ain't that a hell of a note. 

(2)(same pattern) 

I just stood there and scratched my head,looked for teardrops on the floor. 

But not even a tear after all these years,I expected a little bit more. 

I was plannin' on grabbin' a nice cold beer, and pitchen out on the couch. 

But she went by the numbers and i got counted out. 
    F5
One The plumber couldn,t make it today 
   Bb5
Two I decided that I'm goin' away. 
     F5                       D5
three the dogs at the vet the hearing is set. 
          G5                  C5
Do you see what i'm trying to say? 
    F5
Four don't forget to take out the trash. 
    Bb5
Five I'm sorry but i ain't comin' back. 
F5                                         D5
You can tell by the stroke,what she really wrote, 
   G5                      C5
Now Ain't that a hell of a note.