E5 D5 A5 E5 E5 Well sit down honey gotta have us a talk You man is a little upset There's a couple of things that's been missin' And I ain't found em yet I ain't pointin' no fingers ain't layin' no blame A5 And I don't wanna lose my cool E5 A5 But you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool E5 D5 A5 Tool Box. E5 Now did I hear you right you loaned out To the neighbor down the road Hey I just as soon you let him have my ole bird dog Or my favorite fishing pole Now there's one little lesson that you need to learn A5 That they just don't teach in school E5 A5 You just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool E5 Tool Box. A5 E5 A5 It was handed down from my daddy's dad E5 Back in nineteen forty-two A5 And they may be rusty and they might be old B5 But they're kinda like my family jewels E5 Honey I love you but there's something else too A5 That I care about a heck of a lot E5 A5 Oh you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool E5 D5 A5 Tool Box. E5 Now I don't wanna hurt your tender heart And I really do understand That a friend in need is a friend indeed And you offered a helping hand But it something gets broke and it's gotta be fixed A5 Well I don't blame you know who E5 A5 Cause you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool E5 Tool Box. Chorus: