Intro chords: E Well, down at the factory I'm never late E I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight E I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop E 'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock A Then I disappear until the weekend's through B And you'll never guess who I turn into E I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman A E Ready or not, I'm back again E Dancing on the tables B And swinging from the chandeliers E A I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman E That's who I really am E A real rebel, dare-devil B E Honky-Tonkin' Superman Everybody's waiting for my next move Last night I broke the record for acting a fool My favorite waitress said I went a little too far When I came a roller skating down the top of the bar Now, don't blame me for just having fun They never should have bet me that it couldn't be done Cause Chorus Bridge: A Hey, Look up there on the neon sign B It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind B Oh it's just Chorus: E B E Yeah, sure 'nuff, real tough honky-tonkin' superman