Intro chords: E5 
Well, down at the factory I'm never late  
E5 
I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight 
E5 
I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop 
E5 
'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock 
     A5 
Then I disappear until the weekend's through 
     B5 
And you'll never guess who I turn into 
    E5 
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman 
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Ready or not, I'm back again 
E5 
Dancing on the tables 
                             B5 
And swinging from the chandeliers 
     E5                      A5 
I'm a Honky-Tonk Superman 
               E5 
That's who I really am 
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A real rebel, dare-devil 
B5                   E5 
Honky-Tonkin' Superman  
 
Everybody's waiting for my next move 

Last night I broke the record for acting a fool 

My favorite waitress said I went a little too far 

When I came a roller skating down the top of the bar 

Now, don't blame me for just having fun 

They never should have bet me that it couldn't be done 

Cause 
 
Chorus 
  
Bridge: 
      A5 
Hey, Look up there on the neon sign 
                                 B5 
It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind 
B5 
Oh it's just 
 
Chorus: 
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Yeah, sure 'nuff, real tough honky-tonkin' superman