Goodbye Virginity Tab by Acid Lemonade If you make this into your own song I will rape your mother, Have Fun! intro and verse: -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- -------------------------------- 00005555777755550000555577775555 X4 (verse inbetween the 2 choruses and at start) Pre Chourus: ------------------------------- ------------------------------- ------------------------------- 0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55 0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55 0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55 X2 Chourus: ---------------------------- ---------------------------- ---------------------------- 0055775005577500557750055775 0055775005577500557750055775 0055775005577500557750055775 Slow Bit.....: ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- ----------------- 0----5----7---5-- Build up: ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- 0-5-7-5-0-5-7-5-00-55-77-00-55-77-00-0000555577775555 (the bit in 4s X2) Then do the Pre Chourus, chourus, Pre chourus again, then end. Lyrics: Why am I the only one that is still single? All my friends got laid on a trip to Coombe-Dingle I got stuck in the bar with a man named Miles He said he liked to jerk off over pedeophiles I looked for an answer in the bottom of my pint That was when I realised it wasn't my night I think its time that I got a gal I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal I will always be bitter from this Never will a girl let me lick her tits (chourus) My mates are on 3rd base but im still a bat boy I've never even got to use a vibrating sex toy Once I saw this chick and I thought she fancied me But she just liked the sexy jock behind me This morning I heard a chick say that I had a big dick But she was just saying that I was a big prick I think its time that I got a gal I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal I will always be bitter from this Never will a girl let me lick her tits X 2 I think I found my chick She actually saidThat ive got a big dick Now I can compare with my mates They have again started to masturbate I really like this girl I feel like I've beaten the world I really like this girl, I feel like I've beaten the world, I dont need to jerk off, Shes willing to give me blow a job I know its sucky but its our first song
