Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line Written By Adam Dodd NO CAPO C G x2 C G I step through the doors of the nightclub, N.C. Ladies dancing all around me, C G I go to the bar and I order a drink, N.C. An apple martini, C G Youre sitting there and youre all alone, N.C. Oh, what should I do? C G I grab a seat and make my move, N.C. And I whisper to you, Am G Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?) Am G Cause you just blew me away, C G Am Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G Im droppin these lines all the time, C G Am Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, G But Im trying to get up on that behind, C G Am Just give me a kiss or be my miss, G Girl, itll be fine, Am G I know my names not Elmo, N.C. C But you can tickle me anytime, G C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G (Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, C G Now, I dont understand just what I say, N.C. That makes you walk away, C G When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex, N.C. Cause I see myself in them today, C G Or when I say that Im a love pirate, N.C. And Im here for your booty, C G Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish, N.C. And Ill be your Hootie, Am G Girl, Im like a Rubix cube, Am G The more you play with me that harded I get, C G Am Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G Im droppin these lines all the time, C G Am Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, G But Im trying to get up on that behind, C G Am So, how bout a date? Or be my mate, G Girl, itll be fine, Am G I know Im not Fred Flintstone, N.C. C But I can make your bed rock anytime, G C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G (Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up, Am G I can be your Jedi master, Am G If you let me stick my force in you, Am G Am Do I need a special library card to check out that ass? G And keep it overdue? C G Women dont see or notice my charm, N.C. When I spit my game, C G When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good, N.C. They just call me lame, C G But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen, N.C. So I know what youre thinkin, C G But seriously, girl, if you were a President, N.C. Youd be Baberaham Lincoln, Am G I got the F, the C, & the K, Am G All I need now is U, C G Am Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G Im droppin these lines all the time, C G Am Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny, G But Im trying to get up on that behind, C G Am So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch, G Girl, itll be fine, Am G C Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime, G C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G (Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G (Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, G (Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,) Am G C Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line, THE END. OFFICIAL WEBSITE - THEADAMDODD.COM FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY
