Adam Green-Hairy Women
I'm sick of people putting chords into lyrics that don't match the rhythm. So I 
fixed this one. Cheers!

BbCan (x1333x@1)I trust this hairy woman,
        Cm (x3101x@1)           Fto (133211@1)hide out when I'm embarassed,
     Dm (xx0231@1)           Gm (355333@1)              Cm (x3101x@1)           Fso (133211@1)embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on hairy women,

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           BbThere's (x1333x@1)no place inside this romance,
      Cm (x3101x@1)                Ffor (133211@1)a girl that's clearly balding,
    Dm (xx0231@1)           Gm (355333@1)               Cm (x3101x@1)             Fso (133211@1)embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on balding women.

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      Bb (x1333x@1)             GmWe (355333@1)despise the narrow souls we tend,
    Cm (x3101x@1)                 Fthe (133211@1)balls of bones that skulls descend,
Bb (x1333x@1)        Gm (355333@1)        
the shallow pools of lust, 
     Cm (x3101x@1)              Fthat (133211@1)drown our tallest women.

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            Bb (x1333x@1)            
Though this is a place of business, 
           Cm (x3101x@1)           F (133211@1)      
where they pay with mumbo-jumbo,
       Dm (xx0231@1)              Gm (355333@1)        Cm (x3101x@1)           FI (133211@1)have praise for every fantasy that braves a hairy nipple,

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     Bb (x1333x@1)             GmWe (355333@1)despise the narrow souls we found,
      Cm (x3101x@1)            Fthat (133211@1)haunt us fifteen years from now,
Bb (x1333x@1)           Gmthey (355333@1)just have no remorse,
     Cm (x3101x@1)                Fthey (133211@1)shut their doors on women,
         BbI'm (x1333x@1)so embarassed.