Bb5
Can I trust this hairy woman,
        C5             F5
to hide out when I'm embarassed,
     D5             G5                C5             F5
so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on hairy women,

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           Bb5
There's no place inside this romance,
      C5                  F5
for a girl that's clearly balding,
    D5             G5                 C5               F5
so embarassed by injustice that shuts doors on balding women.

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      Bb5               G5
We despise the narrow souls we tend,
    C5                   F5
the balls of bones that skulls descend,
Bb5          G5          
the shallow pools of lust, 
     C5                F5
that drown our tallest women.

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            Bb5              
Though this is a place of business, 
           C5             F5        
where they pay with mumbo-jumbo,
       D5                G5          C5             F5
I have praise for every fantasy that braves a hairy nipple,

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     Bb5               G5
We despise the narrow souls we found,
      C5              F5
that haunt us fifteen years from now,
Bb5             G5
they just have no remorse,
     C5                  F5
they shut their doors on women,
         Bb5
I'm so embarassed.