No Legs Chords by Adam Green #----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# TABBED BY: Chris Schmoutz colormeenthused@yahoo.com Artist: Adam Green Album: Friends of Mine Song: No Legs F#: 244322 Bm: x24432 E: 022100 Capo 1 All chords and fingerings relative to capo intro and verses: e---0---2-0----------5--------------4-0------0---2-0---| B-----2-------------------------3-0------------2-------| G-2---------2----6-----6-------------------2---------2-| D------------------7-------7--2---------2--------------| A------------------------7-----------------------------| E--------------5---------------------------------------| There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith Now you'll never be sad again F# Loving you are the two best things Bm in a world that's skipping town E Reaching blind into the deepest mouth F# in the brownest place around (back to verse) There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite Genital outlaws in a positive way And an everything bagel too F# Getting strangled by the junkie priest Bm as the boys get stoned in school E there's a knock at your door and your parents come in F# they thought you were a different girl (back to verse) So if you're alone when your parents aren't home And no one can see your incestous tree No need to contain what the sparrows can say Now you'll never be sad again