I'm more of a ham and cheese fan but this song is funny and fun to play.

Alan Jackson "I Still Like Bologna" 
Album, Good Times, 2008

Capo 2

Intro - A (x02220@1)  E (022100@1)  A (x02220@1) 
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AThere's (x02220@1)satellite communications

ELong (022100@1)distance Internet relations

D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)                EThe (022100@1)world's a little faster every day

ANow (x02220@1)I know it's all well and good

EAnd (022100@1)I don't embrace it like I should

D (xx0232@1)                   A (x02220@1)                 EBut (022100@1)I wouldn't wanna go backwards even if I could

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)            ABut (x02220@1)I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)                         EAnd (022100@1)the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)          DThe (xx0232@1)grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)a good woman's love to hold me close

AI (x02220@1)like my 50 inch HD plasma

EFeels (022100@1)like they just reach out and grab you

D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)            EFive (022100@1)hundred channels at my command

A (x02220@1)I finally gave in and got a cell phone

EThat (022100@1)I hardly ever seem to turn on

D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)             EI (022100@1)guess I never had that much to say

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)            ABut (x02220@1)I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)                  EAnd (022100@1)the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)          DThe (xx0232@1)grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)a good woman's love to hold me close

AI (x02220@1)got a laptop that sits on a desk

EI (022100@1)don't use it much except to check on

D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)      ESome (022100@1)old car from yesterday

AI (x02220@1)kinda like that music thing

EYou (022100@1)just download 'em

DAnd (xx0232@1)you can save about every song

A (x02220@1)              EThat's (022100@1)ever been made

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)             ABut (x02220@1)I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)              EAnd (022100@1)the sound of a shovelhead on a gravel road

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)           F#m (244222@1)          DThe (xx0232@1)grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

D (xx0232@1)          E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)a good woman's love to hold me close

AWell, (x02220@1)I guess what I've been trying to say

EThis (022100@1)digital world is okay

D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)                EIt (022100@1)makes life better in a lot of ways

ABut (x02220@1)it can't make the smell of spring

EOr (022100@1)sunshine or lots of little things

D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)          EWe (022100@1)take for granted every day

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)             ABut (x02220@1)I still like bologna on white bread, now and then

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)                   EAnd (022100@1)the sound of a whippoorwill down a country road

D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)          DThe (xx0232@1)grass between my toes and that sunset sinking low

D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)a good woman's love to hold me close

D (xx0232@1)                E (022100@1)                   AYeah, (x02220@1)bologna, a woman's love, and a good cell phone



yee haa!!!