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Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), 

To the tune of Jingle bells.



GDashing (320003@1)through the snow
                   CIn (x32010@1)my rusty Chevrolet
Am (x02210@1)    D7Down (xx0212@1)the road I go
                 GSliding (320003@1)all the way

I need new piston rings
				CI (x32010@1)need some new snow tires
   Am (x02210@1)          GMy (320003@1)car is held together
	D7 (xx0212@1)	GBy (320003@1)a piece of chicken wire

Chorus
D7  G
Oh, rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away
C (x32010@1)	   GI (320003@1)light a match to see the dash
A7 (x02020@1)	   D7And (xx0212@1)then I start to pray...
GThe (320003@1)frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio's okay
C (x32010@1)  GOh, (320003@1)what fun it is to drive
	D7 (xx0212@1)   GThis (320003@1)rusty Chevrolet

Verse 2
GI (320003@1)went to IGA
				CTo (x32010@1)get some Christmas cheer
Am (x02210@1)	D7I (xx0212@1)just patched up my left front tire
			     GAnd (320003@1)it's gettin' hard to steer

Skidding down the highway
		 CRight (x32010@1)past the county cops
		    D7I (xx0212@1)have to drag my swampers
		     GTo (320003@1)get the car to stop

Verse 3
GBouncing (320003@1)through the snow drifts
			   CIn (x32010@1)a big, blue cloud of smoke
		  D7People (xx0212@1)laugh as I drive by
			GI (320003@1)wonder what's the joke

I have to get to Wal-Mart
		  CTo (x32010@1)pick up my layaway
		D7'Cause (xx0212@1)Santa's comin' soon
			  GIn (320003@1)his big, old, rusty sleigh