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Verse 1, Chorus, Verse 2, Chorus, Verse 3, Chorus (x2), 

To the tune of Jingle bells.



G
Dashing through the snow
                   C
In my rusty Chevrolet
Am		    D7
Down the road I go
                 G
Sliding all the way

I need new piston rings
				C
I need some new snow tires
   Am            G
My car is held together
	D7			G
By a piece of chicken wire

Chorus
D7  G
Oh, rust and smoke

The heater's broke

The door just blew away
C			   G
I light a match to see the dash
A7			   D7
And then I start to pray...
G
The frame is bent

The muffler went

The radio's okay
C		  G
Oh, what fun it is to drive
	D7	    G
This rusty Chevrolet

Verse 2
G
I went to IGA
				C
To get some Christmas cheer
Am			D7
I just patched up my left front tire
			     G
And it's gettin' hard to steer

Skidding down the highway
		 C
Right past the county cops
		    D7
I have to drag my swampers
		     G
To get the car to stop

Verse 3
G
Bouncing through the snow drifts
			   C
In a big, blue cloud of smoke
		  D7
People laugh as I drive by
			G
I wonder what's the joke

I have to get to Wal-Mart
		  C
To pick up my layaway
		D7
'Cause Santa's comin' soon
			  G
In his big, old, rusty sleigh