Bass Line E|-------------|-------------|-----------| B|-------------|-------------|-----------| G|-------------|-------------|-----------| D|-------------|-------------|-----------| A|-------------|-------------|-----------| E|-0-5-5-12-12-|-10-10-10-10-|-8-8-6-0-5-| Part 1 Intro (play once) Part 2 Verse (play twice) Am Bb6 E|-0--------|-2--------| |-----0-----|-----3-----|-------------------| B|--0-1-----|--3-0-----| |----1-1----|----3-3----|-------------------| G|-----0-2--|-----0-2--| |---2---2---|---3---3---|-2-3-2-2-0h2p0-----| D|----------|----------| |--2-----2--|--3-----3--|--------------4-0--| A|----------|----------| |-0---------|-1-------0-|-------------------| E|----------|----------| |-----------|-----------|-------------------| G Am D (omit 2nd time) E|------3-----|------------|-0---2---| B|-----0-0----|----0----0--|-1---3---| G|----0---0---|---0----0---|-2---2---| D|---0-----0--|--0----0----|-2---0---| A|------------|------------|-0-------| E|-3----------|-2----1-----|---------| Part 3 Chorus I (play twice) E|--------------|---1----1---|--0---0-|---0---|-----------------------------| B|--------------|---3----3---|--0---0-|---1---|-----------------------------| G|---5---5------|---2----2---|--1---1-|---2---|-----------------------------| D|---5---5------|---0----0---|--0---0-|---2---|------2---------2-----2------| A|---3---3------|------------|--2---2-|---0---|-0h2h3-323-0h2h3-0h2h3-0h2h3-| E|--------------|------------|--0---0-|-------|-----------------------------| Dead Babies, can't take things off the shelf Part 4 Chorus II (play once) E|---------------|-----------|--------------0--| B|---------------|-----------|--------------1--| G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-----------|--0--0--0--1--2--| D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-5-5-4-4---|--0--0--0--2--2--| A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-5-5-5-5---|--2--2--2--2--0--| E|---------------|-----------|-3--2--1--0------| Well, we didn't want you anyway Part 5 Bridge (Play 15 times) E|--------------| B|--------------| G|--------------| D|--------------| A|--7-6---5-4-3-| E|-5-4-3-3-2-1--| Goodbye, little Betty. . . (etc.) Part 6 Solo I (play twice) E|--------------|--------------|---------------|------------------| B|--------------|--------------|---------------|-------------15---| G|-12 12-11-11--|-12---11------|-9----7---5--5-|-----14--------14-| D|--------------|---14---12----|--10---9---7---|---12--14--12-----| A|--------------|--------------|---------------|-12------12-------| E|--------------|--------------|---------------|------------------| Part 7 Solo II (play twice) E|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------------| B|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------------| G|-- 141214121412-|---121012101210-|--10-810-8-10-8-|-6-7-6-7-9-7-6-| D|-12121212121212-|-10101010101010-|-8-8-8-8-8--8-8-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------------| The song is played in this order: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (play once only) Lyrics w/Part 2 1. Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin. She got them from the shelf upon the wall. Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her. She didn't even hear her baby call. Chorus w/Part 3 Dead babies can't take care of themselves. Dead babies can't take things off the shelf. w/Part 4 Well, we didn't want you anyway. w/Part 2 2. Daddy is an agrophile in Texas. Mommy's on the bar most every night. Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard, living there in burgandy and white. Chorus w/Part 3 Dead babies can't take care of themselves. Dead babies can't take things off the shelf. Well, we didn't love you anyway. w/Part 5 Goodbye, little Betty. Goodbye, little Betty. So long, little Betty. So long, little Betty. Betty, so long. Chorus w/Part 3 Dead babies can't take care of themselves. Dead babies can't take things off the shelf. Well, we didn't need you anyway. w/Part 5 Goodbye, little Betty.