E I've got a regular problem A E B E So my standard break from life is in order E I'm having trouble making sentences A E B E I'm older but I don't feel any smarter A You see I don't know what I said to you B And now you're pissed at you know who E A And I guess I deserve it E B E B7 I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time E I try to leave a good impression A E B E But it's hard when my obsession's in a wine glass E And when you're only 23 A E B E It's not attractive to complain about your sore back A Yes I can bitch until my eyes are blue B And you're in bed with someone new E A And I guess you deserve him E B E B7 Wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time A B You say I'm fixable E C#m A classic case, lack of will A I say I don't wanna try B I'd rather stay here all night ( E % | B ) E I've got a motivation problem A E B E So my standard break from life is getting longer E Spent over 30 hours in this bed A E B E In two days, I guess I could've phoned her A But now that I'm awake B I'd rather take a drink And walk down to the lake E A And beg the sky for lightning bolts E B E B7 I can't waste my time without wasting all your time A B You say it's fixable E C#m A classic case, lack of will A I say I don't wanna try B I'd rather sit here all night ( E % B )