( E5 ) (I can't get them up, I can't get them up, I can't get them up at all) Hey, ho, let go A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 Good morning, killer king, you're a star A5 D5 That's gorgeous, hold it right where you are G5 D5 C5 The weather's kind of lousy today F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) So what, oh, what, oh, what?ll we play? A5 D5 Stratocaster strapped to your back A5 D5 It's a semi-automatic like Dad's G5 D5 C5 He taught you how to pause and reset F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) And that?s about as far as you get A5 D5 So what?s the use in going outside? A5 D5 It's so depressing when people die in real life G5 D5 C5 I'd rather pick up right where we left F5 C5 Making out to faces of death, ooh F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) Making out to faces of death A5 D5 C5 F5 And I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time A5 D5 C5 F5 And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right A5 D5 It?s a hit, but are you actually sure A5 D5 The targets in the crowd are a blur G5 D5 C5 The people screaming just like they should F5 C5 But you don't even know if you're good, ooh F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) You don't even know if you're good A5 D5 So tie them up and feed them the sand A5 D5 Try hard, tell us using your hands G5 D5 C5 A picture's worth a million words F5 C5 And that way nobody gets hurt, ooh F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) And that way nobody gets hurt A5 D5 C5 F5 I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time A5 D5 C5 F5 And I could make you chase me for a little Price is Right A5 D5 (Woo-ooh-ooh C5 F5 Woo-ooh-ooh A5 D5 C5 F5 Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) A5 You?re my guitar hero D5 You?re my guitar hero A5 You?re my guitar hero D5 You?re my guitar hero E5 Hey A5 D5 X marks the box in the hole in the ground C5 E5 That goes off at a breath, so careful, don't make a sound A5 D5 X marks the box in the hole in your head C5 E5 ( E5 ) That you dug for yourself, now lie in it A5 D5 Shut up about all of that negative shit A5 D5 You wanted to make it, and now that you're in G5 D5 C5 You shut your eyes and flip the cassette F5 C5 And that?s about the time that they hit, ooh F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) And that?s about the time that they hit A5 D5 What the fuck is up with this shit? A5 D5 It's certainly not worth getting upset G5 D5 C5 His hands are gone, and most of his head F5 C5 And just when he was getting so good F5 A5 E5 ( E5 ) Just when he was getting so good A5 D5 C5 F5 I could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time A5 D5 C5 F5 'Cause even if I saved you, there's a million more in line A5 D5 (Woo-ooh-ooh C5 F5 Woo-ooh-ooh A5 D5 C5 F5 Woo-ooh?ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) A5 You?re my guitar hero D5 You?re my guitar hero A5 You?re my guitar hero D5 You?re my guitar hero A5 You?re my guitar hero Oh
