Intro: D (7 fr.)
Verse:
G5 C5
You tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side
D5 G5 ( D5 ) E5
you tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
A5
that i'm blind to any evil you could do
D5
and that i love you like any other girl could ever do
G5
you love the things that i love
C5
you love art and you love books
D5
and you love love as much as i do
G5
and you lovee my dirty looks
( D5 ) E5 B5
and you love me right now
D5
so how
Single notes: C#5 C5 D5
can you love
Chords: G5
vegemite?
C5
it tastes like sadness
D5
it tastes like batteries
G5
it tastes like asses
D5 E5 G5 C5
C5
i cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
D5 G5
it is the vegemite my darling, or its me
G5 D5 G5
you have to make the fucking choice
C5
i cannot sit with you at breakfast
D5 G5
the very smell of it obliterates my senses
D5 E5 A5
and if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
D5
which means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that
G5 C5
the choice is yours, my heart is in your hands
D5
please wash your hands
G5 D5 E5
you just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard
Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again
it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take
what about me? what about my feelings?
G5
I'm Sorry
Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)
G5
I love you
C5 D5
and no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely
G5 D5 E5
i might just always leave the room at meal times
A5
or refuse to touch or kiss you for a week
D5
if you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth
G5 C5
you're in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes
D5 G5
i have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose
G5 C5 C5
i know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be
D5
it is the vegemite my darling,
Ab5 dim (or E5 )
it is the vegemite my darling
D5
put down the vegemite fucker
C5 G5
or i'll leave.
