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Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman. 
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your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive. 
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Because their lack of spacial awareness, 
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makes them really flipin careless, 
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you should never ever let a woman drive. 
 
 
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When a girl is sitting at the wheel, 
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your gunna hear the crunch of steel, 
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there's a very real danger, 
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that she'll crash into a stranger, 
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if you want to leave the car alive, 
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never let a woman drive! 
 
 
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If you ever let a bird reverse, 
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your gunna end up in a hearse, 
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your in massiv flipin peril, 
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if your drivers name is sheryll, 
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if you want to leave the car alive, 
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never let a woman drive!