Capo 2nd Fret 
 
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We were talking ticket slump  
                   A5                  D5 
We'd try to put our finger on it  
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Quantify the undoing of each little step  
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And its just a lack of press  
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And the refrigerator down at the boys club  
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With its little magnets of poetry  
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And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me  
                A5 
Ah yeah blow me now  
 

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Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
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Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
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Gave the boys what they deserve  
A5 
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
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Whoo hoo now  
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Hoo  
 

              E5 
In every post punk bar  
                C5  
There's a dressing room wall  
                  A5 
Where the rockboy band  
           D5 
Will make its mark  
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A hundred different pictures of private parts  
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And some girl going down  
 
 
                           E5                   C5 
And there's that faggot bashing poetry  
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But the boys are just saying love me please  
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With every hate filled phrase  
                A5 
They just give it away  
                       A5 
Ah boys you give yourself away  
 

                  E5 
You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
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Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
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Gave the boys what they deserve  
         A5 
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
 

E5 
Whoo hoo now  
A5 
Hoo ooh ooh ooh  
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Yeah whoo hoo now  
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Hoo ooh ooh ooh          
 

             E5                C5 
Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace  
               A5                 D5 
But its a demographic based disgrace  
            E5                        C5 
And a stupid secret white boy handshake  
                  A5                D5 
That we'll never be part of  
                    E5                    C5 
So when its dj blow and the morning show  
                   A5                               D5    
I give you one hundred reasons to just say no  
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And I said come on girls lets go right now  
                   A5 
Oh girls lets go right now  
               E5 
Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners  
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Ain't no man could ever own her  
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With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve  
 

E5 
Lucystoners don't need boners  
A5 
Ain't no man that'd ever own her  
E5 
With the boys she had the nerve  
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Gonna give the girls what they deserve  
 

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Ah whoo hoo  
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh  
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Yeah Whoo hoo now  
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Ooh  
 

          E5 
I said lucystoners don't need boners  

                                                      (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
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Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh  

                                        (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
 E5 
Lucy stoners don't need boners  

                                               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
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Whoo ooh ooh ooh  

                              (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
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Ah whoo  

               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
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Yeah  Whoo 

          (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
           
 
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Lucystoners don't need boners 
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Lucystoners don't need boners  (repeat these 2 lines lots) 
 
 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners