F7
 Nobody stands,
E7
 In between me and my man,
            Dm
It's me And Mr Jones.
           G7
(Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 1:
( G7 )
 What kind of,
C7M       C6    C7M
 Fuckery is this?
    C6
You made me miss,
    Dm         Dm7
The Slick Rick gig.

(Oh Slick Rick).
Dm             Dm7
 You thought I didn't,
         Dm     Dm7
Love you when I did,
        G7/#5
(When I did).
        G7
Can't believe you,
          C7M    C6   C7M  C6
Played me out like that.

Verso 2:
             C7M
No you ain't worth,
      C6   C7M
Guest list,
     C6
Plus one of all,
     Dm        Dm7
Them girls you kiss.

(All them girls).
Dm              Dm7
 You can't keep lying,
        Dm        Dm7
To your-self like this,
         G7/#5
(To your-self).
         G7
Can't be-lieve,
                C7M
You played your-self,
C6    C7M  C6
 Like this.

Bridge 1:
C7M   C6
 Rulers one thing,
C7M     C6
 But come Brixton,
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm          G7
 (Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 3:
( G7 )
 What kind of,
C7M        C6  C7M
 Fuckery are we?
     C6
Nowa-days you don't,
Dm            Dm7
 Mean dick to me.

(Dick to me).

I might let you,
        Dm    Dm7
Make it up to me,
         G7/#5
(Make it up).
      G7      C7M     C6  C7M  C6
Who's playing Saturday?

Verse 3:
( G7 )
 What kind of,
C7M        C6   C7M
 Fuckery are you?
          C6
Side from Sammy you're,
   Dm         Dm7
My best black Jew.

But I could swear that,
Dm       Dm7
 We were through,
         G7/#5
(We were through).
                G7
I still want to wonder,
C7M      C6         C7M  C6
 'Bout the things you do.

Bridge 2:
C7M C6
 Mr   Destiny,
C7M  C6
 9 and 14.
F
 Nobody stands,
      Fm
In be-tween me and my man,
          Em7       Eb
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
Dm         G7   C7M
 Me and Mr Jo...nes.