F5
 Nobody stands,
E5
 In between me and my man,
            D5
It's me And Mr Jones.
           G5
(Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 1:
( G5 )
 What kind of,
C5       C5    C5
 Fuckery is this?
    C5
You made me miss,
    D5         D5
The Slick Rick gig.

(Oh Slick Rick).
D5             D5
 You thought I didn't,
         D5     D5
Love you when I did,
        G5
(When I did).
        G5
Can't believe you,
          C5    C5   C5  C5
Played me out like that.

Verso 2:
             C5
No you ain't worth,
      C5   C5
Guest list,
     C5
Plus one of all,
     D5        D5
Them girls you kiss.

(All them girls).
D5              D5
 You can't keep lying,
        D5        D5
To your-self like this,
         G5
(To your-self).
         G5
Can't be-lieve,
                C5
You played your-self,
C5    C5  C5
 Like this.

Bridge 1:
C5   C5
 Rulers one thing,
C5     C5
 But come Brixton,
F5
 Nobody stands,
      F5
In be-tween me and my man,
          E5       Eb5
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
D5          G5
 (Me and Mr Jones).

Verso 3:
( G5 )
 What kind of,
C5        C5  C5
 Fuckery are we?
     C5
Nowa-days you don't,
D5            D5
 Mean dick to me.

(Dick to me).

I might let you,
        D5    D5
Make it up to me,
         G5
(Make it up).
      G5      C5     C5  C5  C5
Who's playing Saturday?

Verse 3:
( G5 )
 What kind of,
C5        C5   C5
 Fuckery are you?
          C5
Side from Sammy you're,
   D5         D5
My best black Jew.

But I could swear that,
D5       D5
 We were through,
         G5
(We were through).
                G5
I still want to wonder,
C5      C5         C5  C5
 'Bout the things you do.

Bridge 2:
C5 C5
 Mr   Destiny,
C5  C5
 9 and 14.
F5
 Nobody stands,
      F5
In be-tween me and my man,
          E5       Eb5
'Cos it's me and Mr Jones,
D5         G5   C5
 Me and Mr Jo...nes.