Bass plays all inversions.



C74 C74

:F/A Bb Dm C

F/A Bb Dm C :x2



F/A       Bb     Dm        C
Al's the name - ham's the game
F/A         Bb   Dm   C
some would say I overplay
           F/A       Bb   Dm      C
but they wouldn't know a one man show
      F/A       Bb        Dm     C
if it uped and poked them in the nose
      F/A         Bb     Dm   C
some folks could barely recognise
     F/A Bb       Dm      C
a sensation in a cheap disguise
       F/A        Bb     Dm        C
when I hit them clean between the eyes
      F/A       Bb         Dm         C
they think I'm done, they miss their bet
F/A Bb                Dm      C
hey - you ain't seen nothing yet



      F/A    Bb Dm C
Got a million
      F/A      Bb  Dm C
got a million more
      F/A      Bb
gonna fill you up 
           Dm      C
I'm gonna fill you in
     F/A        Bb
'til you don't know 
         Dm         C
if your punched or bored
      F/A    Bb C74
got a million
               F/A
got a million more



( F/A ) Bb Dm C

F/A Bb Dm C



Just call me Ken - you know I'm back
crowned the king of the witless crack
I made my way - I paid in cash
do you believe that snotty trash
I wave my stick, I bounce my balls
like hollow laughter of the walls
I snigger and nudge them in the ribs
and wink until my eyelid bleeds



Got a million
got a million more
gonna fill you up 
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know 
if your punched or bored
got a million
               F
got a million more



( F ) F F F



 F       Bb             C
Ahoy shipmates - it's cap'n Bob
     F    Bb     C
a particularly nasty job
     F       Bb       C
you see me first in black and white
    F       Bb    C
a trick of the refracted light
    F      Bb        C
in actual fact, I'm white and black
         F  Bb     C
and I'm cheating behind your back
          F     Bb          C
it's the human state - you wonder why
    F       Bb      C74
we lie and lie and lie and lie



Got a million
got a million more
gonna fill you up 
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know 
if your punched or bored
got a million
got a million more



:( F/A ) Bb Dm C

F/A Bb Dm C :x2

Gonna fill you up 
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know 
if your punched or bored
Gonna fill you up 
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know 
if your punched or bored



Gonna fill you up 
I'm gonna fill you in
'til you don't know 
if your punched or bored



Got a million
got a million more
got a million
got a million more



:( F/A ) Bb Dm C

F/A Bb Dm C :x4

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