played by leo on the ukulele - the chords'll work both for uke and guitar though. also i
you these are the right lyrics cos theres some really awful ones around =]
From the Juno soundtrack

DmI (xx0231@1)am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
vampire
I am a vampire
            G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)have lost my fangs
DmI (xx0231@1)am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
            G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)have lost my fangs


        Dm (xx0231@1)   G (320003@1)     CSo (x32010@1)I'm sad and I feel lonely
      Dm (xx0231@1)    G (320003@1)      CSo (x32010@1)I cry and I'm very angry
       Dm (xx0231@1) G (320003@1)    CAnd (x32010@1)I eat some garlic
       Dm (xx0231@1)    G (320003@1)   CSo (x32010@1)I'm no more satanic yeah yeah


D (xx0232@1)         C (x32010@1)            A (x02220@1)         DI (xx0232@1)am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
          C (x32010@1)    A (x02220@1)   DBut (xx0232@1)the pretty girls don't look at me (don't look at me)
         G (320003@1)   A (x02220@1) DCause (xx0232@1)I don't have my fangs
         G (320003@1)   A (x02220@1) DCause (xx0232@1)I have lost my fangs


DmI (xx0231@1)am A vampire
I am A vampire
            G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)have lost my mouth organ
I am A vampire
I am A vampire
            G (320003@1)  CI (x32010@1)have lost my mouth organ


     Dm (xx0231@1)       G (320003@1)   CSo (x32010@1)I get bored and I shout
     Dm (xx0231@1)     G (320003@1)       CSo (x32010@1)I eat popcorn and I put on weight
       Dm (xx0231@1)         G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)I sing but my voice is breaking
       Dm (xx0231@1)    G (320003@1)         CAnd (x32010@1)I want to play the guitar
         Dm (xx0231@1)     G (320003@1)     CBut (x32010@1)my guitar is out of tune


   D (xx0232@1)      C (x32010@1)            A (x02220@1)           DI (xx0232@1)am a vampire and I'm walking in the city
          C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1) DBut (xx0232@1)the musicals don't play with me (don't play with me)
        G (320003@1)    A (x02220@1)     DCos' (xx0232@1)I don't have my mouth organ
         G (320003@1)  A (x02220@1)     DCos' (xx0232@1)I have lost my mouth organ


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