Tabbed by: Sam Filgate

            D5
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
         D5         G5   D5 
It's the very best injury
           D5       G5     D5
Though I'm walking daintily
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I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin


I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
When people ask, "It hurts you where?"
I say "Put your hand right there"
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
                 G5    A5    D5
     I pulled my groi------n

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin
Though I do not enjoy walking
I am really happy talking
'bout my groin, I pulled my groin

I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
It's the treatment that I love
Because I've bought some oil to rub
Upon my groin, I pulled my groin

                          ... B5
     I pulled my groi---------n 

            E5
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin
  E5         A5       E5
Unless it's playoff time
          E5       A5        E5
Then I've got a lower body injury that
     B5                       E5
Will have to be a game time decision

I pulled my groin I pulled my groin
It hurts me when I skate
but not when I master... hills
I pulled my groin, I pulled my groin

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I pulled my groi-----n      I pulled my groin

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