Whiskey Problems by Artist Vs Poet (tabbed by calvinwaaay)

Tune a half-step down to match the original version (:
Chords:
Bm:  x20233
A*:  x02233
A**: x00233
Em:  022033
D/F#:200233


        Bm                 G
You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in
  D                         A*             Bm
seven different drinks to forget about you
 G                        D  A*
And that's what I'm gonna do
             Bm              G
It only took six months and five whole weeks
            D                    A*          Bm
I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free
     G            D    A*
So free of your memory

             Em                   D/F#         G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
     Em                D/F#        G    A
And girl I think we're one in the same.

                   G            D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
 A*       Bm  A**
drink you all the time.
G            D                       A*        Bm    A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G                D             A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
   Em             D/F#     G             A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey

(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)


           Bm               G
I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit
                D                        A*       Bm
and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it.
     G               D  A*
But all that's over now.
                 Bm            G
'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim.
                D                             A*           Bm
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am
             G                D   A*
and they're dying to hear me out.

             Em                  D/F#          G
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game.
     Em               D/F#         G - A
And girl you know I've won either way.

                   G            D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
 A*       Bm  A**
drink you all the time.
G            D                       A*        Bm    A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G                D             A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
   Em             D/F#     G             A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey

G    D                      A*
    You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey
G    D                      A*                     G - C
    You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey


                   G            D
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
 A*       Bm  A**
drink you all the time.
G            D                       A*        Bm    A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
 G                          D
Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would
 A*       Bm  A**
drink you all the time.
G            D                       A*        Bm    A**
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah
G                D             A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me
G                D             A*-Bm-A**
But you'd rather be a bitch to me

   Em             D/F#     G             A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey

(Instrumental)
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220)

   Em             D/F#     G             A*
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey