This is how Ashley plays it acoustically live :)

Capo 1

Intro: E A E B7 E E7

A                          E
I bet I'm the talk of this town
                                   B7
If you don't have a ring, then you won't settle down
      A                        E
And I hate to admit they were right
                    B7           E    E7
Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight

       A
So the man is gone
       E
What a damn cliche
       B7
And my mama says
                A           E
Looks like I've gained some weight
           A
Landlord's at the door
            E          F#
He says the rent can't wait
          A
But I'm a dollar short
    B7              E
And two weeks late

A E B7 E E7

A                     E
Yeah I feel sorry for me
                              B7
Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
            A                E
When you're living in sin, I guess
                 B7             E     E7
Sometimes that's just what you get

       A
So the man is gone
       E
What a damn cliche
       B7
And my mama says
                A           E
Looks like I've gained some weight
           A
Landlord's at the door
            E          F#
He says the rent can't wait
          A
But I'm a dollar short
    B7              E
And two weeks late

A E B7 A B7 E E7

       A
So the man is gone
       E
What a damn cliche
       B7
And my mama says
                A           E
Looks like I've gained some weight
           A
I know the bible says
          E        F#
You're supposed to wait
          A
But I'm a dollar short
    B7              E
And two weeks late

           A
Yeah I'm a dollar short
    B7              E
And two weeks late 

Outro: A E A B7 E