Intro:
A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)A,

Verse (includes Chorus):

E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1)A,
("Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")

A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)E7,
("No joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium")

A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)A,  A (x02220@1)G (320003@1)A("With (x02220@1)a negative IQ you'll be lonesome sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")

*may be considered Novice difficulty, depends on your skill level.  My first tab posted, 
hilarious song, can't believe I'm the first to post it.  Enjoy*

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