Another quality song from "Happiness and Surrounding SUburbs". The lyrics may be a bit 
off as they're not my forte. Follow the song for correct strumming. Cheers.

Intro: E F#m x3

F#m        E
  Aligator in my yard
F#m                  E
  Avoid her eyes it isn't hard
F#m                  E
  To speculate where she has been
F#m                        E
  Through all the seas and now is she
F#m                  E
  A million years of same old shit
F#m
  And here we are to ruin it



E F#m Abm    A                     B
             She hides so well and slides out of the mud
E F#m Abm    A                     B
             Rolling around I've never seen so much blood
E F#m Abm    A                            B
             Before we could talk we were half way up the sky
E F#m Abm    A                            B 
                 E
             With you and your friend and that guy there and I

E F#m x2

F#m                    E
  Ignore the signs and feed the birds
F#m                        E
  Do what you want they're only words
F#m                      E
  Of all the things that have occured
F#m
  Here we are to ruin it



E F#m Abm    A                     B
             She hides so well and slides out of the mud
E F#m Abm    A                     B
             Rolling around I've never seen so much blood
E F#m Abm    A                            B
             Before we could talk we were half way up the sky
E F#m Abm    A                            B 
                 E
             With you and your friend and that guy there and I

Could probably finish on the intro again if you like.

Not too sure on the "Ooooh"s and "Yeaaaaah"s but that's the jist of the song. Enjoy!