Tuning: E-A-D-G-B-E Capo: / INTRO E5 - D5 - A5 - E5 VERSE 1 E5 D5 Waiting on easy street A5 E5 A brown stone where writers meet E5 D5 Waiting so indiscreet A5 E5 My sugar to feel her teeth E5 D5 I guess all she is A5 E5 My mistress interpretation E5 D5 Sick of your tricks A5 E5 So get your kicks off my frustration E5 - D5 - A5 - E5 VERSE 1 Your penguin suit is very cute But I swear I can't remember Dispute with a nude Prostitute who smells like ember Fire truck always pretending Mother f***ing Disney ending Fire truck always pretending Mother f***ing Disney ending VERSE 2 A5 Ab5 And I don't know C#5 B5 I don't know A5 Ab5 If you're the one C#5 B5 Who told me so A5 Ab5 And I don't know C#5 B5 The words by heart A5 Ab5 But it sure makes sense ever since C#5 B5 that we took part E5 - D5 - A5 - E5 VERSE 1 She said, Birth Control, Caffeine Sick of daily routine Birth control in between Dancing with Billie Jean Run to hell by midnight hours Swim the styx and take a shower Get your hair done by the sword Swallower on the fifteenth floor Tell your mother that you love her Kiss her like you kiss no other Tell your mother that you love her Kiss her like you kiss no other. VERSE 2 And I don't know I don't know If you're the one Who told me so And I don't know The words by heart But it sure makes sense Ever since that we took part VERSE 3 A5 Ab5 Now all the hard faces I've come C#5 B5 With tears that are all A5 from laughter C#5 B5 It won't take long before they get A5 what they're after C#5 B5 It won't take long before they get- A5 Ab5 All the hard faces I've come C#5 B5 With tears that are all A5 from laughter C#5 B5 It won't take long before they get A5 what they're after C#5 B5 It won't take long before they get- OUTRO E5 - D5 - A5 - E5