Revenge Song Chords by Banks Heywood

The Revenge Song
Heywood Banks (Key of C)
as heard on Bob and Tom

(C)You can be mean to me 
(G)Mean as you want to be
(Am)Just say anything that you(F) like
You can be(C) nasty and caddy 
And(Am) cruel and unusual
(F)Twist my nose with your fingers
(G)Trip me while I carry liquids

(C)But as you pin me down
(G)My arms down on the ground
(Am)As your spit drips into my(F) face
Deep in the(C) back of your mind
Remember(G) at some point
You?ll(F) have to fall a(C)sleep(F) (C)

(G)And when you fall asleep
(C)Into your room I?ll creep
(F)Did something move
In the(C) dark ?neath your(G) bed
And then a voice you hear
(C)Calling out loud and clear
(F)A voice that is our own
(G)A voice that?s saying  HAAAHH!

(C)There?s  things that one can do
With(G) Ben Gay, Nair, and Super Glue
A(Am) package of indelible(F) dye
Why would a(C) guy such as I
Ever(Am) buy indelible(F) dye
Blue as the(G) sky
Don?t ask me why

(C)This catalog I found
(G)Sells roaches by the pound
(Am)Millipedes, centipedes(F) too
They say the(C) meek shall inherit
Be(G)cause they stay up(F) late
And change the(C) will(F) (C)

(G)And when you fall asleep
(C)Into your room I?ll creep
(F)Did something move
In the(C) dark ?neath your(G) bed
And then a voice you hear
(C)Calling out loud and clear
(F)A voice that is our own
(G)A voice that?s saying  HAAAHH!

That?s all I have.