Standard Tuning

Song starts on G

G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) I'm a kid in a candy store
Am (x02210@1)  D (xx0232@1) I'm a bull in a china shop
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1) I'm a tired old metaphor
      Am (x02210@1)    D (xx0232@1) For everything you can't afford
      Am (x02210@1)           D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1) And everything you can't afford to be


G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1) I'm a public embarrassment
Am (x02210@1)              D (xx0232@1) I'm a bottle of diet poison
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1) I'm a walking advertisement
      Am (x02210@1)  D (xx0232@1) For everything I never meant
      Am (x02210@1)  D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1) And everything I never meant to be


(Quietly)
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D            C (x32010@1)    DI (xx0232@1)can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C     DCause (xx0232@1)I've stopped listening


G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1) I'm the reason I don't go out
Am (x02210@1)     D (xx0232@1) I'm afraid I might tell me something
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1) I'm the shadow of every doubt
Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1) I'm the product this song's about
Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1) I'm the product this song's about to be


(Quietly)
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D            C (x32010@1)    DI (xx0232@1)can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)   DCause (xx0232@1)I've stopped listening
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D            C (x32010@1)    DI (xx0232@1)can't hear a thing
      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C     DCause (xx0232@1)I've stopped listening


Am (x02210@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
  Every morning
Am (x02210@1)     D (xx0232@1) Since I was born
	    Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)Em (022000@1) It's been hard to look in the mirror
      Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1) And see my face for the horns


G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1) All the fun that the law allows
Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)   
  All the fun but with half the meaning
G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1) Come on over, I'll show you how
Am (x02210@1)	     D (xx0232@1) If you lived here you'd be home by now
Am (x02210@1)		D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) If you still lived here you'd be home now with me


(Quietly, progressively louder)
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D           C (x32010@1)    DI (xx0232@1)can't hear a thing
      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)   DCause (xx0232@1)I've stopped listening
(Loudly)
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D           C (x32010@1)    DI (xx0232@1)can't hear a thing
      G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)   DCause (xx0232@1)I've stopped listening


Song ends on G