-Intro-

e----0-2---5-55-3-3-3-2---00- | 
B--3-----3--------------3-11- | 
G-------------------------00- | 
D-------------------------22- | 
A-------------------------33- | 
E-------------------------33- | 

G , F , C , C G , F , C , C

-Verse-

G (let it ring)
Don't call me a zero,

I'm going to be a hero,
G             F           C
Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedy's.
G              F                 
I'll be incorporated,
C
and I'll be imitated,
G       F              C
And overrated but that doesn't bother me.
D                 F
All the jaws with drop,
    C                  G
And all the girls will scream ,
    D             F             C              G
And there will commotion when I show up on the scene.

Em7               A      C        D
All that you will see is a celebrity,
Em7               A      C        D
All that you will see is a celebrity.

-Bridge-
e---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--- | 
B---5-5-5-5-3-3-2-0--- | 
G---X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X--- | 

D , F , C , D D , F , C , D

-Verse- (Same as before)

When I'm riding in my limo,
I won't look out the window,
Might make me homesick for humanity.
There's nowhere I can't go,
And there's nobody I don't know,
And there's an emptiness that's eating me.
All the clocks will stop,
And all the jeans will cream ,
It has always been my one and only dream.
All that's left of me is my celebrity,
All that's left of me is my celebrity.


D     D7M   D7
Leave your    heart,
G
Lay down your art,
       A7
You're here for the party.
D     Dmaj   D7
Smile and    wave,
G
Try to behave,
   G/F
Be happy that they've 
     A7           D
Made you a celebrity.

-Piano Bit(Roughly these chords)-
D , F , C , D D , F , C , G

-Verse-

D           F       C              G
I could disappear into the great unknown,
    D                F       C              G
And it would wear my face as if it were its own.
    Em7               A      C        D
And all that you will see is a celebrity,
Em7                A     C         D
All that's left of me is my celebrity.
Em7           A         C             D
I will get in first and I will get in free,
Em7                A     C         D
All that's left of me is my celebrity.

-Outro- 
D , F , C , D D , F , C , D  
Let the final chord hang

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