(Capo on 4th) Em G D C9 Em G If I were you, & I wish that I were you D C9 All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue Em G I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes D C9 Tie my pantyhose around my neck G C9 D G C9 I'll be that girl and you would be right over D G C9 D G C9 If I were a field you would be in clover D G C9 D G C9 If I were the sun you would be in shadows D G C9 D Em And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrows G If you will not have me as myself D C9 Em Perhaps as someone else perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing G Then even a eunuch won't resist D C9 The magic of a kiss from such as me G C9 D G C9 I'll be that girl & you would be right over D G C9 D G C9 If I were a field you would be in clover D G C9 D G C9 If I were the sun you would be in shadow D G C9 D G And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow G C9 D G It's time to kick off your shoes learn how to choose sadness C9 D G C9 G It's time to throw off those chains addle our brains with madness C9 D Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die C9 D Em But when at last your beauty's faded you'll be glad that I have waited for you G D C9 Em G When you're done with being beautiful & young D C9 When that course is run, then come to me G C9 D G C9 I'll be that girl - and you would be right over D G C9 D G C9 If I were a field, you would be in clover D G C9 D G C9 If I were the sun, you would be in shadow D G C9 D G And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow C9 D G There'd be no tomorrow C9 D G There'd be no tomorrow C9 D G There'd be no tomorrow C9 D G There'd be no tomorrow C9 D G
