(Capo on 4th) E5 G5 D5 C5 E5 G5 If I were you, & I wish that I were you D5 C5 All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue E5 G5 I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes D5 C5 Tie my pantyhose around my neck G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 I'll be that girl and you would be right over D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were a field you would be in clover D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were the sun you would be in shadows D5 G5 C5 D5 E5 And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrows G5 If you will not have me as myself D5 C5 E5 Perhaps as someone else perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing G5 Then even a eunuch won't resist D5 C5 The magic of a kiss from such as me G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 I'll be that girl & you would be right over D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were a field you would be in clover D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were the sun you would be in shadow D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow G5 C5 D5 G5 It's time to kick off your shoes learn how to choose sadness C5 D5 G5 C5 G5 It's time to throw off those chains addle our brains with madness C5 D5 Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die C5 D5 E5 But when at last your beauty's faded you'll be glad that I have waited for you G5 D5 C5 E5 G5 When you're done with being beautiful & young D5 C5 When that course is run, then come to me G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 I'll be that girl - and you would be right over D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were a field, you would be in clover D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 C5 If I were the sun, you would be in shadow D5 G5 C5 D5 G5 And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow C5 D5 G5 There'd be no tomorrow C5 D5 G5 There'd be no tomorrow C5 D5 G5 There'd be no tomorrow C5 D5 G5 There'd be no tomorrow C5 D5 G5
